The Simpsons · Season 22
Skinner! When I say "drive us to Bolivia", that is your cue to start the damn car!
I can't find the key.
[Chalmers points in Bart's direction]
Looking for something?
Yes! My car key.
Does it look like this? [shows that he got Skinner's car key]
Yes. Quite a bit.
He's got your key, Seymour.
There are two things you didn't count on: my dad getting a giant wedding cake, and my sister locking herself in the car.
We planned for the wedding cake, we just didn't see the baby thing coming.
Well, you should've.
How could I? She wasn't even born yet.
People have babies!
Edna, until the state disciplinary committee rules on your case, every work day you'll report to a school board holding facility. An educational limbo, as it were, where you are the unbaptized dead baby.
[Edna groans, looking disturbed]
They never seem to like that analogy.
Actually, I do have a speech prepared.
Excellent, Lisa. Freeplay cancelled.
Aww.
No one cancels my freeplay.
[Bart breaks Milhouse's glasses]
Sorry, man.
It's OK, thanks for making me part of the revolution.
Woah-woah-woah. No leaving until we all spook you on Edna's face. All right, pipe down back there, you'll get your chance.
Aw, come on Moe, quit hogging the Face.
Teachers aren't allowed to live close to their students. They are natural enemies, like Abraham Lincoln and George Washington.
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