What's this key with the plastic skull for?
That's for my box with the real skull.
“500 Keys” · Season 22
In this episode: Lisa Simpson (5), Homer Simpson (3), Bart Simpson (2), Seymour Skinner (2), Gary Chalmers (2)
So how come we have all these other keys?
Well, if you live long enough, you'll start to accumulate things. This is from a gas station's men's room. They put a block of wood on it so you don't walk away with it.
I've discovered a mystery wrapped in a riddle in the basement of a lousy school!
Homer [grabs a beer from the fridge in the Duff blimp cabin]: Hmm. Is it drinking and driving if you're flying a blimp? Maybe I can find the answer by texting. "Yo...Lenny...do you know anything about...driving...a...blimp...while...drunk?"
[The blimp wedges itself into a tunnel, then amazingly comes out unharmed]
Homer [after hearing the blimp squeaking]: What was that?
Hey, kids! If I tossed you guys a bucket full of something, could you pour it out and toss the bucket back up? Don't drink it!
That's where the ice bridge would be. Go down.
[Homer sends the blimp into a free fall]
Dad, stop!
But...ooh, there's so many [two] buttons.
[Lisa presses the stop button, managing to avoid a crash]
[falling from the blimp] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! [sees bus 23 in the river] Oooooooh!
Skinner! When I say "drive us to Bolivia", that is your cue to start the damn car!
I can't find the key.
[Chalmers points in Bart's direction]
Looking for something?
Yes! My car key.
Does it look like this? [shows that he got Skinner's car key]
Yes. Quite a bit.
He's got your key, Seymour.
There are two things you didn't count on: my dad getting a giant wedding cake, and my sister locking herself in the car.
We planned for the wedding cake, we just didn't see the baby thing coming.
Well, you should've.
How could I? She wasn't even born yet.
People have babies!
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