Edna, until the state disciplinary committee rules on your case, every work day you'll report to a school board holding facility. An educational limbo, as it were, where you are the unbaptized dead baby.
[Edna groans, looking disturbed]
They never seem to like that analogy.
Actually, I do have a speech prepared.
Excellent, Lisa. Freeplay cancelled.
No one cancels my freeplay.
[Bart breaks Milhouse's glasses]
It's OK, thanks for making me part of the revolution.
Woah-woah-woah. No leaving until we all spook you on Edna's face. All right, pipe down back there, you'll get your chance.
Aw, come on Moe, quit hogging the Face.
Teachers aren't allowed to live close to their students. They are natural enemies, like Abraham Lincoln and George Washington.
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