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“How I Wet Your Mother” · Season 23
In this episode: Homer Simpson (5), Bart Simpson (1)
[on the uralarm] Now that's what I call looking out for a number one.
BFB.F. Sherwood
Now, I believe that to solve Homer's problem, he must face what's inside the coffin.
Forget it, Doc. What if that's my marriage in there?
Marriage, shmarriage. What's in the box, man? [he opens the coffin, causing the fishes out of the coffin]
[angrily] See what your monkeyshines have done, boy?
Still smells better than your gym socks, man.
[turns red in anger] Why you little... [angrily strangles Bart] I'll teach you to make fun of my socks.
Lighten up, Marge. I take you to the Disneyland of me and you just want to go to the lost and found.
DADream Apu
Homer, you do not yet understand the meaning of karma.
But isn't karma just an expression of the dhrama?
DADream Apu
That is beside the point, okay?
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