The Simpsons · Season 18
[Homer and Milhouse are riding a dumpster down the street]
[gasp] It's the cops, act normal! [places a banana peel on his head; woman's voice impersonation] Oooh, hello officer!
Ahh, good afternoon ma'am. [sigh] What is it about a woman in a dumpster?
Good work, Lisa!
What about me?!
[cocks pistol and aims at Bart's head] Bart Simpson, 12 minutes ago you made a very annoying prank phone call to me. All units move in! [Vehicles and soldiers move into the room from everywhere with guns aimed at Bart.] I pulled every single agent off of all other cases to track you down and bring you to justice. It was a tough decision but I think I made the right call. [nuke goes off in the distance; crowd gasps and murmurs] Oh, it's okay. That was Shelbyville. [crowd sighs with relief]
Oh hi kids, you're just in time to go to the dentist!
DENTIST?! You said we were going to ride dirt bikes around the cemetery!
Oh, Bart, you fall for that every six months.
[Pulls up on a dirt bike] Hey, suckers, check it out -- Marge is taking me to ride dirt bikes at the cemetery!
You're going to the dentist too, Dad.
[disappointed] Why the cemetery, I wondered? But my dreams were too strong...
Here's a free tooth-brush! Keep those teeth clean! [handing Bart a bag]
So you're saying I should do your job, for you, at home, for free? You wish! [Throws the bag in the trash can]
What the hell is a Fundae?
It's a Sundae that's fun!
[Yelling] I like that! [Talking normally] But I'm on a bit of a health kick so I'll take the low fat vanilla, with the following mix-ins; Snickles, Gooey Bears, Charlotte-ville chew, Nice and Many, Kat-Kit, Herschel Smooches, Mrs. Bad-Bar and Milk-Dudes.
This is Fox News, with the latest Liberal Outrage. It seems liberals want to give NASA the right to abort space missions whenever they feel like it!
Liberals, I hate them so much!
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