“You Kent Always Say What You Want” · Season 18
In this episode: Homer Simpson (3), Bart Simpson (2), Marge Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1)
Oh hi kids, you're just in time to go to the dentist!
DENTIST?! You said we were going to ride dirt bikes around the cemetery!
Oh, Bart, you fall for that every six months.
[Pulls up on a dirt bike] Hey, suckers, check it out -- Marge is taking me to ride dirt bikes at the cemetery!
You're going to the dentist too, Dad.
[disappointed] Why the cemetery, I wondered? But my dreams were too strong...
Here's a free tooth-brush! Keep those teeth clean! [handing Bart a bag]
So you're saying I should do your job, for you, at home, for free? You wish! [Throws the bag in the trash can]
What the hell is a Fundae?
It's a Sundae that's fun!
[Yelling] I like that! [Talking normally] But I'm on a bit of a health kick so I'll take the low fat vanilla, with the following mix-ins; Snickles, Gooey Bears, Charlotte-ville chew, Nice and Many, Kat-Kit, Herschel Smooches, Mrs. Bad-Bar and Milk-Dudes.
This is Fox News, with the latest Liberal Outrage. It seems liberals want to give NASA the right to abort space missions whenever they feel like it!
Liberals, I hate them so much!
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