The Simpsons Season 28 quotes

Bart

Okay, here's a shot: you're not bald, your hair left out of embarrassment.

Homer

[turns red in anger] Why, you little.... [he grabs Bart's neck with a towel to strangle him, Bart throws his basketball into the hoop] I'll teach you to win the game! [angrily strangles Bart] You stupid buzzer-beating, clutch-shooting ice water in your veins here comes the post-game interview! You have to give them credit they played hard!

Bart

Oh, come on, man. I'm taking my talents to Shelbyville. This is the first thing you've done as a coach. People are gonna hear about this, Dad.

Homer

I'm so proud of these boys, and especially our sixth man and knights.

Bart

You're still nicer than Bobby Knight.

Homer

[stops strangling Bart, turns his face normal] All right, let me hear your side.

Marge

I had a nightmare where that happened to Bart, but I never told you about it.

Marge

Wait a minute?

Homer

D’oh?

Homer

Oh, Bart, look what brought you got now for later.

Mr. Burns

This was the home of ruthless media disruptor Samuel F. B. Morse! Who's his successor? That fellow? [gestures towards a student]

"Fellow"! That term is cisgender normative, okay?! You're worse than Hitler!

Mr. Burns

Too late for flattery. I'm not giving this school a dime.

Lisa

A Skunk-a-san! [Homer tries to throw Pokeballs at the skunk but it does not work] Why can't I capture you? [moves myPhone away, revealing a real skunk] Aah! It's real! [skunk sprays Homer] D'oh! [starts to lose consciousness then drops. cut to garage where Homer is in a tomato sauce bath]

Bart

Sprayed by a skunk. dad, that game is too dangerous.

Turn left.

Homer

You're the driver.

Homer

Okay, kids. Give me your best worried looks. Ooh, that's good worried. Maggie, when we visit Gil, you should think about your mom and me disappearing forever, every time we step behind a wall.

Lisa

Mr. Gunderson, they don't let saxophones in the ICU, so I'll just tell you the song I wrote for you. B flat, C, D flat, B flat, B, Long E ...

"Adolf", a name that will only be associated with beautiful music.