Okay, here's a shot: you're not bald, your hair left out of embarrassment.
[turns red in anger] Why, you little.... [he grabs Bart's neck with a towel to strangle him, Bart throws his basketball into the hoop] I'll teach you to win the game! [angrily strangles Bart] You stupid buzzer-beating, clutch-shooting ice water in your veins here comes the post-game interview! You have to give them credit they played hard!
Oh, come on, man. I'm taking my talents to Shelbyville. This is the first thing you've done as a coach. People are gonna hear about this, Dad.
I'm so proud of these boys, and especially our sixth man and knights.
You're still nicer than Bobby Knight.
[stops strangling Bart, turns his face normal] All right, let me hear your side.
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