Puppet Gen. Hammond quotes from Stargate SG-1 ... TV Quotes Database

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[Referring to the Stargate]

PGPuppet Gen. Hammond

We created this multi-billion dollar facility under Cheyenne Mountain so that we can use this thing. Anyone know how?

PGPuppet Gen. Hammond

And now, what this team needs is a leader, someone who'll laugh in the face of his enemy, even when it's inappropriate… Colonel Jack O'Neill.

PCPuppet Col. O'Neill

I thought I told you I was retired.

PGPuppet Gen. Hammond

Oh, I thought you said you were tired.

PCPuppet Col. O'Neill

Well, as a matter of fact, I am a little tired...

PGPuppet Gen. Hammond

Well, There's no time for that now, you've got a team to command.

PCPuppet Col. O'Neill

Right!

[Just before dialing the Stargate]

PGPuppet Gen. Hammond

Sergeant, make it spin!

PSPuppet Sgt. Harriman

Spin? Sir.... it doesn't spin.

PGPuppet Gen. Hammond

What? It has to spin, it's round. Spinning is so much cooler than not spinning. I am the General, and I want it to spin! Now!

[This may be a reference to the Atlantis Stargates, which don't spin and cannot be dialed manually.]