Jack O'Neill quotes from Stargate SG-1

Col. O'Neill

Like bugs on windshield.

Col. O'Neill

Permission to barge in, sir?

Col. O'Neill

Daniel, you dog. You keep this up, you'll have a girl on every planet.

Col. O'Neill

Does it say "Colonel" anywhere on my uniform?

Col. O'Neill

Perfect. If any little rocks sneak up on us, we'll have plenty of warning.

Col. O'Neill

Um, sorry to drop in on you like this, but we were... dead.

Col. O'Neill

Hiya kids.

Col. O'Neill

Just a myth, huh?

Col. O'Neill

You gotta go that one step further, don't you?

Col. O'Neill

Daniel, before your head explodes, may I remind you that we've got more important things to deal with right now?

Col. O'Neill

I'm no scientist, but couldn't we use that Ben Franklin thing?

Col. O'Neill

I'm not a big fan of that "bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog" stuff.

Col. O'Neill

You wouldn't think jagged bone digging into raw nerves would hurt, but it does.

Col. O'Neill

Both Daniels think this is all fascinating, the Carters are arguing already, and Teal'c feels left out.

Col. O'Neill

I always get a happy, tingly feeling when I see those guys.