Vala Mal Doran quotes from Stargate SG-1

Vala

Come on, you've seen me naked. The least you could do is cook me dinner.

Vala

I've got tingles all over. And don't flatter yourself, I'm pretty sure it's not you.

Vala

We could be partners, and split everything down the middle, sixty-forty.

Vala

I did my best to blend in. At first according to Tomin and therefore as far as the villagers were concerned I was the woman who fell from the sky which made me feel kind of special. I later learned that they always suspected I’d escaped from another village as a result of some scandal and then I started to feel much more like I’m used to.

Vala

["Studying" for her Psych evaluation] You are in the desert, you see a tortoise lying on its back in the hot sand. You recognize its plight but do nothing to help. Why? [pauses] Hmm. Why? Oh. [starts writing] Because you are also a tortoise.

Vala

[regarding the Ascended] I think I understand why you came back, Daniel. I wouldn't have liked their company either.

Vala

The Sodan were using these devices for hundreds of years. You'd think there'd at least be a label on the side in bold print that says, "Beware: May cause deadly extra-dimensional radioactive monster-causing creature to appear", or just "danger" would be nice.

Vala

Well, it... certainly seems to be packed full of jam.

Vala

Saul, what am I doing? Working here, sleeping out the back, watching reruns of The X-Files in my spare time…

Vala

[reading a snack cake wrapper] “Disodium guanylate”. That would make a great alien name, don’t you think?

Vala

Well, I mean at first it was just sex, sex, sex, in all rooms of the house at all times of the day! But uh, well, once we got a chance to get to know each other, we formed a deeper connection. A spiritual bond, you might say.

Vala

We’ve been here three months. Three months!

Vala

You do like girls?

Vala

[in pain] Oh, oh, oh, you hit me!

Dr. Jackson

You hit me.

Vala

Yeah, you know, we could just have sex instead.

Vala

Did you have fun taking off my clothes?

Dr. Jackson

It was your idea.

Vala

No, I meant while I was conscious. You know, so I could distract you and kick you in the head.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell

[to Daniel] Look, the tablet is written in Ancient code, right? I know it's not the lost city of Atlantis we're looking for here, but whatever it is could be worth finding. Or you're just going to have to marry that chick.

Vala

Yeah! Let's make babies! [She grins widely at Daniel]