Harry Maybourne quotes from Stargate SG-1

Maybourne

I get to name all kinds of stuff. You should see the Grateful Dead Burial Ground.

Gen. Hammond. Sir. The refugees... they've disappeared.

Col. Maybourne

What do you mean, "disappeared"?

I mean, like "Poof!" sir.

Col. Maybourne

I have a presidential order to take the aliens with me. Stop them. Use force if necessary.

(to Daniel) Your race has learned nothing. But you have. The Tollan are most welcome to join the Nox. Please come.

Col. Maybourne

Stop!

Come.

Col. Maybourne

Fire! Fire!

Col. O'Neill

God, I love those people.

Col. Maybourne

Teal'c! It's good to see you well.

Teal'c

In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you.

Col. Maybourne

Well, isn't that...interesting.

Col. Maybourne

What happened?

Maj. Carter

They self-destructed.

Teal'c

The destruction appears to be complete.

Maj. Carter

That's a lot of damage.

Col. O'Neill

Coat of paint. A little touch-up… it'll be fine.

Col. O'Neill

I'm not leaving until I get what I came for.

Sen. Kinsey

Oh, and what are you going to do?

Col. O'Neill

Well, I was thinkin'... [he draws his sidearm and points it at Kinsey] ...about shootin' ya.

Col. Maybourne

Jack. What are you doing?

Col. O'Neill

Gettin' a little dirty for ya Maybourne?

Sen. Kinsey

Colonel, have you completely taken leave of your senses?

Col. O'Neill

I've been hanging around Maybourne. What does that say?

Sen. Kinsey

How dare you come into my house waving a gun!

Col. O'Neill

Not waving! Pointing! Sit down.

Col. O'Neill

[Gesturing with his sidearm] I'll give you a choice. White meat, or dark meat

Col. O'Neill

How'd you find me?

Maybourne

Played a lot of hide and seek as a kid. Funny, I could always find anyone anywhere but they could never find me.

Col. O'Neill

Because they didn't want to.

Maybourne

Gonna turn me in?

Col. O'Neill

Actually, that overwhelming desire to shoot you has come back.

Col. Maybourne

Hi, Jack.

Col. O'Neill

You rat bastard!

Col. Maybourne

Hey, hey, hey... take it easy...

Col. O'Neill

I am so gonna kick your ass!

Col. Maybourne

There's people watching!

Col. O'Neill

I don't care!

Col. Maybourne

It wasn't me! I didn't shoot ya Jack!

Col. O'Neill

Then who did?!

Col. Maybourne

I don't know.

Col. O'Neill

What do you know?!

Col. Maybourne

Only what I read in the NID file, that you were shot and the Goa'uld escaped.

Col. O'Neill

You came all the way back to Colorado Springs to tell me ya didn't do it?

Col. Maybourne

I didn't think you'd believe me any other way.

Col. Maybourne

I'll be in town for a couple of days. I'd like to see how things turn out. I'm at the Accent Inn checked in under the name Cassidy.

Col. O'Neill

David or Shaun?

Col. Maybourne

Butch.

Maybourne

(eating hot dog) I helped myself, I hope you don't mind.

Col. O'Neill

You're eating my dog.

Maybourne

(chewing) You want it back?

Col. O'Neill

You want some beer to wash it down?

Maybourne

Already got some.

Col. O'Neill

What are you doing here?

Maybourne

I can't go back. I'd rather die here than spend the rest of my life in jail.

Col. O'Neill

Yeah, um, I've been giving that some thought. I think you've suffered enough. Hell, I even got to shoot you.

Maybourne

Twice.

Maybourne

Nothing I like more than a good wiener.

Col. O'Neill

Yes, you are what you eat.

Maybourne

I guess congratulations are in order. You made general.

You made king!