Director quotes from Stargate SG-1

Director

No, no, no, no, no, no. Bigger, much bigger.

Director

No. Look at my lips. Big-ger.

Director

Bigger! What is it about the word "bigger" that you don't understand?

Director

"Aaaa-aaaa-aaaaand action!"

Uh, I'm having trouble with scene 27. It says I'm out of phase, so I can pass my hand through solid matter, or walk through walls.

Director

Yeah, yeah, cos you're out of phase.

Martin Lloyd

Um, exactly.

So, how come I don't fall through the floor?

Martin Lloyd

We'll have to get back to you on that.

We could always go back to the way it was in the script.

Director

No, we can't. We've already established that one shot stuns and two shots kills, and Victor shot everybody twice.

Martin Lloyd

So three shots disintegrates them!

Director

I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that, because that is quite possibly the stupidest thing I've ever heard you say. [walks away] [this is an obvious reference to the way Zat guns originally worked]

Martin Lloyd

[to writer] Why are you looking at me like I'm an idiot? Why are you even on set? Go write something!