Sen. Kinsey quotes from Stargate SG-1

Col. O'Neill

I'm not leaving until I get what I came for.

Sen. Kinsey

Oh, and what are you going to do?

Col. O'Neill

Well, I was thinkin'... [he draws his sidearm and points it at Kinsey] ...about shootin' ya.

Col. Maybourne

Jack. What are you doing?

Col. O'Neill

Gettin' a little dirty for ya Maybourne?

Sen. Kinsey

Colonel, have you completely taken leave of your senses?

Col. O'Neill

I've been hanging around Maybourne. What does that say?

Sen. Kinsey

How dare you come into my house waving a gun!

Col. O'Neill

Not waving! Pointing! Sit down.

Col. O'Neill

[Gesturing with his sidearm] I'll give you a choice. White meat, or dark meat

Sen. Kinsey

Given the chance, half of all American citizens won't even vote, and the half that do vote are too stupid to know what they're doing.

Col. O'Neill

Which explains how you got elected.

Sen. Kinsey

You need this as much as I do. The only way you're going to get public vindication is if the two of us appear on the six o'clock news, shaking hands.

Col. Jack O'Neill

Yeah... I'm not sure it's worth it.

Sen. Kinsey

Commander Thor, my name is—

Thor

Senator Kinsey. O'Neill suggested I send you to a distant planet for your actions here, but I am reasonably certain his statement was in jest.

Sen. Kinsey

[raises his finger] I'm sure it was, Commander—

Thor

[raises his finger] Supreme Commander.

Will you shut the hell up?

Sorry, sir.

Not you, Doctor.

Kinsey

Excuse me?

Consider your resignation accepted, Bob.

Kinsey

You can't do that!

Oh, please! I've got enough on you to have ya shot.

Kinsey

This is the biggest mistake you will ever make.

But I think I'll stick to my original thought, which is shut the hell up!