Thor quotes from Stargate SG-1

Thor

It is the opinion of the Asgard high council that Stargate Command should be left in the very capable hands of General Hammond and his team...and while our continued friendship with Earth is not contingent on that—it. is. preferred.

Dr. Jackson

Oh, my god!

Thor

I am the actual one whom you know as Thor.

Maj. Carter

We did it!

Thor

It was your stupid idea.

Thor

[referring to the Asgard form of food] I like the yellow ones.

Maj. Carter

[eating one of the yellow pieces, then recoiling in disgust] Oh, my God! [Glances over at Thor] Sorry.

Anubis

This device will be implanted into your brain. It will form a link between your mind and the ship's computer. Your knowledge will simply be downloaded. You will no doubt resist, and you will no doubt fail.

Thor

The Goa'uld possess no such technology.

Anubis

I think you will find many things have changed since my return.

Thor

If in fact you are reconsidering...

Col. O'Neill

No, no. I full well expected the other shoe to drop.

Thor

We can only hope that this will be the last footwear to fall.

Maj. Carter

What was the command?

Thor

To come forth.

Jonas

You instructed every Replicator out there to come to you?

Col. O'Neill

I have a theory why you lost the war.

Sen. Kinsey

Commander Thor, my name is—

Thor

Senator Kinsey. O'Neill suggested I send you to a distant planet for your actions here, but I am reasonably certain his statement was in jest.

Sen. Kinsey

[raises his finger] I'm sure it was, Commander—

Thor

[raises his finger] Supreme Commander.

Dr. Jackson

Uh, what do we do if Thor doesn't show up? [Thor beams aboard the ship] Never mind.

Well, it's about time!

Thor

I apologize for not coming sooner. [angrily] Loki, what have you done?

Yeah, it seems he's been playing Dr. Moreau behind your back

Yes. Dr. Moreau.

Thor

Time space distortions caused by the black hole have been interfering with my ship's long-range communications.

Maj. Carter

Understandable.

Teal'c

Indeed. For some.

Col. O'Neill

Teal'c. What's with the hair?

Thor

O'Neill.

Col. O'Neill

Thor. You got aspirin?

Thor

You should feel better momentarily, and your memory will slowly return.

Col. O'Neill

Teal'c. What's with the hair?

Col. O'Neill

Sweet. What is it?

Dr. Jackson

We don't know, you made it.

Col. O'Neill

No.

Dr. Jackson

Yes.

Col. O'Neill

No.

Dr. Jackson

Yes.

Col. O'Neill

No.

Dr. Jackson

Yes.

Thor

You accessed the Ancient knowledge in your mind and instructed the ship's computer to design it.

Col. O'Neill

Doesn't mean I know what it is.

Dr. Jackson

You have to try, Jack.

Col. O'Neill

[After a moment, as though comprehension has struck him] Ah!

Col. O'Neill

Yeah, I got nothin'.

Thor

There are many on the High Council who do not believe that we should be imparting you with such advancements.

Lt. Col. Carter

Well, we'll try not to let you down.

Thor

You are the fifth race. Your role is clear. If there is any hope for the future, it lies with you, and your people.

Lt. Col. Carter

No pressure, huh?