Dr. Coombs quotes from Stargate SG-1

They'll be back, Felger. Can't you see they're just having fun with you?

What are you talking about? There's something going on out there.

Oh, please, huh? They're just tired of your butt-snorkeling.

Bite me, Coombs! At least my heroes exist. If this was a Trek convention you'd be all dressed up like a Klingon.

Vulcan, Felger. Vulcan. And I don't know how you can call yourself a scientist and not worship at the altar of Roddenberry!

[mockingly] Oooh, how we gonna get outta this one, Captain? Oh, I don't know, something to do with a tachyon emitter?

What would Col. O'Neill do if he were here now?

You want me to shoot you?

Okay, you studied Goa'uld mothership blueprints?

Information is an SG-Team's greatest ally.

You know what an SG-Team's greatest ally is?! An SG-Team!

What about "never leave a man behind"?

Col. O'Neill

[furious] What about "we allowed ourselves to be captured"? On purpose?

[contrite] Oh.

You what?

Col. O'Neill

We're on a mission, you nit!

Don't you get it Simon, Jaffa do not kill each other for fun.

They don't?

OK, I don't know that for sure.

You are not going to die, Coombs.

Oh, come on, Felger! We might as well be wearing red shirts!

There is something hinky going on.

Hinky?

It's a word!

In what dictionary?!