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Samantha Carter quotes from Stargate SG-1

Played by Amanda Tapping · 349 quotes · page 1 of 24

Samantha Carter

Played by Amanda Tapping

Stargate SG-1 · 1,358 quotes

3rd most-quoted character in Stargate SG-1: in 349 of its 1,358 quotes
Most scenes with: Jack O'Neill (189), Daniel Jackson (103), Teal'c (34)

Lines by Samantha Carter 24

[While examining the DHD on Abydos]

Capt. Carter

Amazing. This is what was missing from the dig at Giza. This is how they controlled it. It took us 15 years and 3 supercomputers to MacGyver a system for the gate on Earth. Look how small it is!

[At Jackson's suggestion to blend in with the local populace, Carter has allowed herself to be dressed in an elaborate and heavily embroidered silk headdress and gown]

Capt. Carter

Daniel, find me an anthropologist that dresses like this and I will eat this headdress.

[SG-1 are going through Daniel's things after he has been declared MIA]

Capt. Carter

[reading from Daniel's Abydos diary] "Col. O'Neill thinks I'm a geek. I have no idea how to get us back. I'll never get paid."

[Carter is looking at the healed abdomen of O'Neill, who has no memory of past events]

Capt. Carter

Wow! It's a miracle!

Col. O'Neill (confused): Crunches.

Capt. Carter

"Colonel?"

Col. O'Neill (in Daniel's body): "I'm here."

Capt. Carter

"How do you feel, physically?"

Col. O'Neill (in Daniel's body): "Peachy."

Dr. Jackson (in Jack's body): "Whoa. What a dream. What happened?"

Capt. Carter

"I don't have time to explain right now, Daniel, just bear with me."

Dr. Jackson (in Jack's body): "Okay."

Col. O'Neill (in Daniel's body): "Hey, Danny-boy."

Dr. Jackson (in Jack's body): "...Jack?!"

Maj. Capt. Carter

[holding a trans-phase eradication rod on Nirrti] You ever seen one of these things work? 'Cause there's nothing more I would like to do right now than demonstrate.

[Sam is walking down the corridor in the middle of a conversation with Urgo]

Maj. Carter

I don't have time to play, Urgo, I don't care if I'm "it"...because I have work to do. [pause] No, I am not hungry. Look, go eat pie with Colonel O'Neill or something. I'm very busy right now.

Maj. Carter

[in reference to a door she is trying to unlock] Sir, I really hate to sound negative, but I think it’s pretty safe to say that without a little more insight into how these things actually work, I’ve got pretty much zero chance of hitting... [door slides open] Okay, maybe not zero.

Maj. Carter

You have an effect on people, Daniel. The way you look at things, it changed me too. I see what really matters. I don't know why we wait to tell people how we really feel. I guess I hoped that you always knew.

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