O'Neill Clone quotes from Stargate SG-1

You want proof? Carter, you once carried a Tokra named Jolinar who gave her life to save you. Daniel, until recently you were an ascended being. Ya broke the rules, ya got yourself kicked out of the Oma Desala fan club and had your memory erased... (Teal'c enters the room)... and you and Bra'tac both just lost your snakes in a Goa'uld ambush. Had your tretonin yet this morning?

Look, I know you don't think I am who I am, but, as far as I'm concerned, I am.. who.. I am.

Listen, for what it's worth, I'm sorry about what's happened here.

Oh I'm sure that makes him feel better.

Hey! What the hell do you think you're doing?

Same thing you do. Only better.

What does that mean?

Better? It means bet-ter, stronger, faster.

You're not me and you don't work for the Air Force.

No. But that doesn't mean I can't do the job.

What job?

Explore the universe. Fight the Goa'uld.

Oh what, like now?

Oh you made this mess.

What we did was help these people.

Oh come on, I know you better than that. You screwed up and now you're embarrassed.

... well that's not the point.

And like I'm gonna spend my eternity on that lame ass planet? Sheesh!

You gave me your word!

Oh! Is this the first time you've lied to yourself? I told you what you wanted to hear. Besides, what were you gonna do? Destroy me?

I might have!

Alright! Come on bring it on flyboy! Let's go! Come on!

Oh you little... [Jack O'Neill and Clone O'Neill begin to fight/wrestle]

Maj. Carter

Sirs! [They stop fighting and look up] As much as I would like to see how this plays out, don't we have something more important to do?

We're not done pal.

I so own you.

Daniel! Will you tell them who I am? Please?

Dr. Jackson

Okay. Love to. Who are you?

This boy claims he's Colonel O'Neill.

Dr. Jackson

This is a joke right?

Daniel!

Dr. Jackson

Sounds like him, at least the loud grating part.

Teal'c

Are you conducting some sort of scientific experiment, O'Neill?

Hey, come on, that salsa's still good.

Dr. Jackson

Uh, what do we do if Thor doesn't show up? [Thor beams aboard the ship] Never mind.

Well, it's about time!

Thor

I apologize for not coming sooner. [angrily] Loki, what have you done?

Yeah, it seems he's been playing Dr. Moreau behind your back

Yes. Dr. Moreau.