Ma'chello quotes from Stargate SG-1

[in Dr. Jackson's body] I do not wish to fight any longer. From now on I only want to eat hamburgers and french fries and ice cream sundaes and I want to be with good people like you, Fred.

"Thank you. For my holiday."

[in Daniel's body, speaking to people who ignore him] Hello, friend. I am new to this area. I would like to learn about your culture and customs. Will you teach me? Do you not understand me?

Spare any change, please?

Why does no one answer me?

'Cause you're strange.

Am I? Tell me how I am strange.

Man, you can't be just walking up to people you don't know on the street and talking all weird like that, asking for stuff.

Isn't that what you are doing?

Well, yeah, but--

Then you must be strange as well.

I been called worse. Sure, I'm strange, too.

I am called Ma'chello.

I'm Fred.

Let us feast together, Fred, and celebrate our strangeness and... new-found friendship.

On you?

If that is the custom, we will feast [indicates himself] on me.