Hathor quotes from Stargate SG-1

Hathor

I am Hathor. You would be wise to unbind us and kneel before your goddess.

Col. O'Neill

[looks down] Hello.

Dr. Jackson

Hathor?

Hathor

Yes.

Col. O'Neill

You've heard of her?

Dr. Jackson

Hathor was the Egyptian goddess of fertility, inebriety, and music.

Col. O'Neill

Sex, drugs, and rock n' roll?

Dr. Jackson

In a manner of speaking.

Hathor

May we take your hand?

[suspiciously] Why?

Hathor

We wish to kiss it. To bless you with fertility and joy.

Col. O'Neill

Well, you can't pass that up, sir.

Hathor

You, with the crown of marble!

Col. O'Neill

[to Hammond] She might mean you, sir.

Hathor

[appears from out of nowhere] Silence!

Col. O'Neill

Oh, I was so hoping never to see you again.

Hathor

(in a female voice) How do I contact the Asgard so that we may align ourselves with them?

Col. O'Neill

Roswell, it's a little place in New Mexico.

Hathor

(in a female voice) We will destroy you for this.

Col. O'Neill

And we would just like you to go away!