[First lines of the series]
[Soldiers are playing cards in the deserted Gate Room]
DDealer
Oh, man, this hand's as lousy as this detail. All right everybody, in or out?
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
[O'Neill has tossed a Kleenex box through the Stargate to Abydos as a message to Jackson]
MSMaj. Samuels
What if the aliens get it?
Well, they could be blowing their noses right now.
Oh, here we go. Another scientist. General, please.
Theoretical astrophysicist.
Which means?
GHGen. Hammond
Which means she's smarter than you are, Colonel. Especially in matters related to the Stargate.
I'm an Air Force officer just like you are, Colonel. And just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside, doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle.
Oh, this has nothing to do with you being a woman. I like women. I've just got a little problem with scientists.
Colonel, I logged over 100 hours in enemy airspace during the Gulf War. Is that tough enough for you? Or are we going to have to arm wrestle?
[While examining the DHD on Abydos]
Amazing. This is what was missing from the dig at Giza. This is how they controlled it. It took us 15 years and 3 supercomputers to MacGyver a system for the gate on Earth. Look how small it is!
[Carter is meeting Daniel Jackson for the first time.]
Dr. Jackson, I presume.
I can save these people!!
[Teal'c points his staff weapon at Jack.]
Help me! [pause, quieter] Help me.
Many have said that.
[Teal'c suddenly turns and shoots another Jaffa. Then tosses O'Neill his staff weapon.]
But you are the first I believe could do it!
[Teal'c has betrayed Apophis and all the refugees have fled, leaving him standing forlornly in the chamber.]
Hey, come on!
I have nowhere to go.
For this you can stay at my place, let's go!
[Teal'c pulls up his shirt and the infant Goa'uld comes out of the pouch]:
What the hell is that?!
It is an infant Goa'uld, the larval form of the gods. I have carried one since I was a child, as all Jaffa carry one.
Well, get it out of there.
In exchange for carrying the infant Goa'uld into maturity, a Jaffa receives perfect health and long life. If I were to remove it, I would eventually die.
Hell, if I were you, I'd take my chances.
[Daniel and Sam are discussing whether or not the Stargate can go to other planets.]
I'm no astrophysicist, but isn't it possible that planets can drift apart?
I knew I'd like you.
You mean I'm right?
You know, I'm kind of partial to P3575 if you don't mind taking P3A577.
KKawalsky
No I'll take 577.
I'm not married to it.
KKawalsky
No, no it's_
I want to be fair about it. How about we flip for it?
GHGen. Hammond
How 'bout you go where I tell you!
So this iris is gonna hold, right?
Pure titanium less than three micrometers from the event horizon. It won't even allow matter to fully reintegrate.
[Looks blankly at Carter for a moment] ...So this iris is gonna hold, right?
If it doesn't, the fail-safe device will detonate, this whole mountain will vaporize and there'll be nothing to worry about.
Ah, good! I feel much better.
Like bugs on windshield.
I will pledge my allegiance to this world.
I'm just not sure that's ever going to be enough for them to trust you. To be honest with you, I think they're scared of you.
I understand.
You must be used to that by now, huh?
I am a Jaffa. I have served as a warrior for your enemy. I have carried your enemy within me.
Yeah. Well it's kind of a human thing. We tend to be afraid of things we don't know.
Why is O'Neill not afraid?
Teal'c, I saw you stand up to a god. Refuse to kill. I saw you make that decision.
Yes.
In that moment I learned everything I needed to know to trust you.
Permission to barge in, sir?
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