Daniel Jackson quotes from Stargate SG-1

Dr. Jackson

[on a walkie-talkie]: Jack, we've finished our recon, loaded up FRED and are ready to head back through the Gate. Is this...am I using this right?

Dr. Jackson

You know, I wish you wouldn't say "harvest." We're talking about human beings, not brussels sprouts.

Dr. Jackson

Unless the last two years have been some wacky, wacky dream, I am a member of SG-1.

Dr. Jackson

Wh-where is Teal'c?

Dr. Jackson

Uh, big guy. Gold emblem on his head. Goa'uld in his stomach. You can't miss him.

Dr. Jackson

I wouldn't be here if I didn't care.

Dr. Jackson

You can't use this anymore. It will be hard. Trust me. But you don't have to go through it alone.

Dr. Jackson

Uh, w-well, my translation's a little bit vague, um, I think the circle means 'the place of our legacy'…or it could be 'a piece of our leg', but the first seems to make more sense.

Dr. Jackson

Why are you so quick to jump to the conclusion I'm crazy? That I'm dangerous, I'm out of control? [pause] It's 'cause I'm kinda acting that way, aren't I?

Dr. Jackson

You know, it's funny. I mean, after everything we've been through these past few years... and, of all things, it's my appendix that lays me out.

Dr. Jackson

Can we stop agreeing on how we're going to die and start doing something about it?

Dr. Jackson

This is nothing you should be worried about. It's just a radio. It's so that my friends can come find me… and shoot you.

Dr. Jackson

You know, I've never been on a stakeout before. Shouldn't we have donuts or something?

Dr. Jackson

Uh... the sun's beeping.

Dr. Jackson

Yeah, I think we have a problem here. I figured that flashing wasn't good news, and the fact that in Goa'uld it says, "Warning! Warning!"

Daniel Jackson

[to Maj. Carter and Col. O'Neill] The Russians are coming.