Hank Landry quotes from Stargate SG-1

General Landry

[about Vala] She accused the Chairman of the Senate Appropriations Committee of having a, uh, let's just call it an "insufficient manhood." She's gotta go.

General Landry

[to Walter] Don't make me promote you.

General Landry

Carter!

General Landry

My Carter.

General Landry

A general is only as good as the people he commands.

General O'Neill

Who said that?

General Landry

I just did.

General Landry

I mean, Douglas MacArthur may have said something similar.

Vala

Well. Don't you all have me surrounded.

General Landry

Welcome to the SGC. I'm General Landry.

Vala

Vala. Vala Mal Doran. Thank you so much for the lovely greeting party. We all had a wonderful time searching each other, didn't we, boys?

Dr. Jackson

Most of the System Lords were killed by the Replicators. Then, we defeated the Replicators.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell

Wow, we look cool.

General Landry

Don't let it go to your head.

I have helped the Ori, and when you kill me, I shall ascend.

General Landry

No, you will descend to a small, dark room at the bottom of Area 51, and you stay there until you come up with a way to defeat the Ori.

Nerus

What could possibly compel me to do that?

General Landry

Colonel Carter, I've read your proposal.

Lt. Colonel Carter

And?

General Landry

And I'm not exactly sure what an aneurysm feels like, but I suspect I'm pretty close.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

General Landry

According to the mission report on your first encounter with Orlin, you two had an... "intimate" relationship?

Lt. Colonel Carter

Uh, well, we did. But, uh, he didn't look like that. He was…

Dr. Lam

Taller?

Lt. Colonel Carter

He was a grown man.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell

General, we were just exchanging recipes.

General Landry

Has the prisoner offered anything?

Lt. Colonel Mitchell

No sir, the man doesn't even have a decent pie crust.

General Landry

I'm telling you, I'm fine! [to his daughter] Carolyn, can you tell those people I'm fine?

Dr. Lam

You're not fine.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell

What if there are more teams coming in hot?

General Landry

I'm willing to make the occasional exception, but I am not about to turn this base into the Grand Central Station of the Multiverse.

Walter

How did you plant the beacon on Nerus?

Landry

It was a piece of cake.

General Landry

An eventful few days. Debrief in one hour.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell

We have got the best jobs in the world, don't we?

Lt. Colonel Carter

I'm gonna hit the shower.

Dr. Jackson

I'm gonna find the doctor.

Teal'c

We are indeed suitably employed.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell

Sir, I don't mean to gripe.

General Landry

Permission to gripe granted.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell

We're being put on babysitting duty?

General Landry

Don't underestimate the importance of this mission. This is the IOA. These people carry a lot of influence with the Stargate Program. How it's run, how it's funded. You should feel honored! Just, uh, don't keep them up past ten. And remember to read them a bedtime story before tucking them in for the night.