Walter Harriman quotes from Stargate SG-1

Maj. Carter

Thank you.

Dr. Jackson

Thank you.

Sgt. Harriman

Thursday!

WALTER!

Sgt. Harriman

Sorry, sir. General O'Neill, Mark Gilmore. He's your new administrative aide.

General.

Did I order one of this--

Sgt. Harriman

[answers quickly before the question is finished] No, sir.

Do I really need--

Sgt. Harriman

Yes, sir.

[regarding Jack] Well, he's not like other generals.

Sgt. Harriman

Actually, he's not like other people.

Walter

Sir we are receiving a message from Thor. He said he is ready to transport...

Jack

You were saying?

Walter

Never mind.

Sgt. Harriman

I'm sure he'll be here any second now. [awkward pause] So umm…

I am so sorry. I was just finishing up a lovely brunch.

Ba'al

Impudence.

No, tuna.

Sgt. Harriman

Receiving an IDC, sir. It's Colonel Mitchell.

Dr. Jackson

You're kidding.

Sgt. Harriman

I would never do that, sir.

Walter

How did you plant the beacon on Nerus?

Landry

It was a piece of cake.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell

Chief, we've got a full count. Two strikes, three Ba'als.

Sgt. Harriman

[laughing] Oh, that's clever, sir.

Lt. Colonel Carter

He was thinking that one up the whole way home.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell

Yeah, the whole three seconds.

Lt. Colonel Carter

Three point two.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell

[shrugs] Good point.

General Landry

Dial it up, Walter.

Sgt. Harriman

Yes, sir. [starts dialing the Stargate] Chevron one encoded.

Lt. Col. Mitchell

That is how we're supposed to travel light-years across the galaxy to other planets. [points at the spinning Gate]

Sgt. Harriman

Chevron two encoded.

Lt. Col. Mitchell

[to Teal'c] You know, I'd like to imagine I handled myself well, but...I imagine I went a bit crazy cooped up on that ship for so long.

Sgt. Harriman

Chevron three encoded.

Dr. Jackson

You know, Teal'c did tell me some of the things I learned from the Asgard database.

Vala

He did? Like what?

Dr. Jackson

Oh, boy. What were they?

Sgt. Harriman

Chevron four encoded.

Dr. Jackson

Beggars can't be choosers. Better late than never. Look before you leap.

Lt. Col. Mitchell

The best things in life are free.

Vala

Let me guess, beauty is only skin deep?

Dr. Jackson

Silence is golden.

Sgt. Harriman

Chevron five encoded.

Lt. Col. Mitchell

Jack of all trades, master of none.

Lt. Col. Carter

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Vala

Life is too short.

Sgt. Harriman

Chevron six encoded.

Teal'c

Good things come to those who wait.

Lt. Col. Carter

[to Teal'c] You know, as hard as it is for us not knowing, it must be torture for you not to tell us.

Teal'c

Indeed.

Sgt. Harriman

Chevron seven is locked.

General Landry

Good luck, SG-1.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell

Just another everyday mission to save the galaxy, sir.

Indeed.

General Landry

Godspeed.