Richard Woolsey quotes from Stargate SG-1

Woolsey

The IOA is considering bringing the Atlantis ZPM to Earth, for use in the Antarctic Earth defense system.

General Landry

Even if we had a ship, it would take a minimum of three weeks for the ZPM to get here. And there's no guarantee the Ancient weapons platform in Antarctica would be any more effective against the Ori ships than what we've already thrown at them. As usual, the IOA is wasting their breath. You know, if I had the salaries they pay those idiot blowhard politicians to put into my budget... I'm sorry, did I say that out loud?

Vala

I-I'm a little… overwhelmed. Heh. But, as my first… official act, I'd like to report a rather disagreeable little man.

Richard Woolsey

[entering, smugly] That would be me.

General Landry

Mr. Woolsey's offer was part of the test. We wanted to make sure we could trust you.

Vala

[recovering from surprise] I knew that. But were his sexual advances part of the test?

Richard Woolsey

[horrified] What?! That's..ah…General, I-I can assure you…

Vala

Well, I would've even considered playing along, but some of his requests were…well, a little…unusual, even for me.

Richard Woolsey

General, I would never…General!

Woolsey

Dr. Jackson was the one who suggested that we should kill Khalek.

General O'Neill

He was the demon-spawn of Anubis.