Maj. Thornbird quotes from Stargate SG-1

What was the weapon you used?

Col. O'Neill

[innocently] Weapon?

Our cameras saw some sort of weapon.

Col. O'Neill

Oh. Well, it's hard to say.

Some sort of state secret?

Col. O'Neill

No, just difficult to pronounce.

I'm Major Robert Thornberg. And you are?

Col. O'Neill

Capt. James T. Kirk, of the Starship Enterprise.

Your dog tags say otherwise.

Col. O'Neill

They're lying.

You can either talk to me, or you can talk to the C-I-A.

Col. O'Neill

Hmmmm, Bob, can I call you Bob?

Even though you will achieve nothing.

Col. O'Neill

Unless that's exactly what we were trying to achieve.

Kirk, you can talk to me, or you can talk to the C.I.A.