Apophis quotes from Stargate SG-1

Apophis

I will give one million currency to the Jaffa who brings Teal'c to me alive and another million for the heads of those who are with him.

Col. O'Neill

Well, if you've got a price on your head, you're doing your job.

Col. O'Neill

What do you want?

Apophis

To live.

Col. O'Neill

Can't help you there. That's between you and your god. Oh, wait a minute! You are your god! That's a problem.

Apophis

I am worth far more to you than you will admit.

Col. O'Neill

You tell me what are you worth?

Apophis

Your people, they are still primitive. They will be destroyed.

Col. O'Neill

You don't look like you're up to it.

Apophis

Not me. There is another.

Col. O'Neill

Yeah? Who?

Apophis

There is much you would learn from me, Tau'ri. [breathes heavily] But for that knowledge there is a price.

Apophis

A new host.

Col. O'Neill

[raises his eyebrows] A host?

Apophis

So that I may live. In exchange for all the knowledge of the Goa'uld. The secrets of star travel, our weapons, our power.

Col. O'Neill

All that…

Apophis

In time, more.

Col. O'Neill

[leans down] Go to hell.

Apophis

A single human life is worth so much you would risk a world?

Col. O'Neill

That's right. That's why they call us the good guys.

Col. O'Neill

Doc, let me know when he dies.

Apophis

Teal'c, there was once a time you would have died for me.

Teal'c

That time is no more.

Apophis

My First Prime killed you before my very eyes.

Col. O'Neill

I'm feeling much better, thank you.

Col. O'Neill

You do understand we're not too happy to see you.

Apophis

Your insolence is music to my ears.

Apophis

Major Carter was most forthcoming.

Col. O'Neill

She didn't tell you squat. Oh by the way, neither will I.

Apophis

You are not here for information. You are here for my amusement.

Dr. Jackson

Your mate, Amonet, is dead. Sorry to ruin your day. [Pause] No, actually, I'm—I'm wrong about that. I'm not sorry.

Apophis

Sokar sent word to me of Amonet's death. I did not believe it.

Dr. Jackson

Well, believe it. It's true.

Apophis

Then it must also be true that Teal'c is the murderer!

Col. O'Neill

Oh, that must just wrap things up real nice for you?