Oma Desala quotes from Stargate SG-1

Oma

Because it is so clear it takes a long time to realize it. If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the meal was cooked a long time ago.

Daniel Jackson

Yeah, yeah, a monk at Kheb said that to me. I didn't know what it meant then and I still don't know now.

Oma

The universe is vast, and we are so small. In the end, there is only one thing we can truly control.

Daniel Jackson

Yeah, what's that?

Oma

Whether we are good, or evil.

Dr. Jackson

Menus?

Oma Desala

We don't need them here; just order what you'd like.

Dr. Jackson

Okay. I'll have the truth with a side-order of clarity, please.

Oma Desala

The replicator version of Sam was in your head, trying to access the knowledge buried in your subconscious, but you gained control of her instead. She killed you to stop you. That's where I stepped in. How's that?

Dr. Jackson

Pretty clear.

Oma Desala

Well, we aim to please! Customer comes first, you know!

What do I have to do to get a coffee around here?

Oma Desala

[sharply] Find true enlightenment.

Dr. Jackson

Can you tell me why you stopped me from killing Anubis the last time I was Ascended?

Oma Desala

Because if I didn't stop you, the others would have, and they wouldn't have been as nice about it.

Dr. Jackson

You mean, they wouldn't have erased my memory and left me naked on a planet?

Oma Desala

That was your choice.

Oma Desala

Okay. Maybe not the naked part.