Jacek quotes from Stargate SG-1

Jacek

I suppose for the benefit of your friends there, you're gonna want to list all the reasons why I was such a bad father.

Vala

Oh, I wish I could, but a wormhole can only be maintained for thirty-eight minutes.

Jacek

Oh, you got your father's wit!

Vala

Certainly not enough time to list your inequalities as both a father and a human being.

Jacek

And your mother's uncanny ability to hold a grudge.

Lt. Col. Mitchell

You said you had some intel?

Jacek

Yes, and I'm prepared to tell you everything once you allow me through your gate.

As soon as Vala vouches for you.

Vala

I most certainly will not!

Vala

I have a bad feeling about this.

Jacek

[stepping out from behind a tree] That's because I raised you to be cautious.

Vala

Mother raised me.

Jacek

Which one?

Vala

My mother!

Jacek

Say, how'd you like to go out to dinner with me once this is all is over?

Lt. Col. Carter

Oh, I don't think so.

Jacek

Why not?

Lt. Col. Carter

Well, I'm an incredibly busy person with very little free time…Oh! And you're a jerk.

Jacek

oh well there is that