Cameron Mitchell quotes from Stargate SG-1

Lt. Colonel Mitchell

Whoa, whoa, whoa, man! Bullets bounce!

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Room full of gold and jewels, and Dr. Daniel Jackson finds the one book.

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"And a man has no greater thing under the sun than to eat, drink and be merry." Ecclesiastes, my favorite. [Pause to show the Prior sizing up Mitchell.] My grandma was a bit of a Bible-thumper. Weekends at grandma's meant long, long Sundays at St. Hilda's Church of the Grand Epiphany. Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell. How ya doin?

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Sumatra Mandheling. Two creams, one sugar.

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Lucky guess.

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All right, let's move out. Those ancient ruins aren't going to explore themselves.

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I'm telling you, today it's escorting foreign delegates on off-world tours, tomorrow it's comic book conventions and supermarket openings.

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You know what? Sit here. You cover our six. But stay alert. You'll hear the bugs coming, but the tree ferrets give no warning.

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That was alternate reality. This is alternate dimension. Hell, all I need is a good time-travel adventure, and I've scored the SG-1 trifecta.

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Volnek! Where are you, homeboy? Come on out and show me some of those monster moves!

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[whining to Carter about how he can't eat lunch, being out of phase] Roast beef. The one time I can't eat and they serve roast beef.

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[shouting at mess chef who can't hear him] Do you know how many times I've requested roast beef?!

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[to Carter] This is torture.

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So, we're outmatched in manpower, firepower, and technology. Do we have any sort of battle strategy, or are we just planning on dropping out of hyperspace and getting our asses kicked again?

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This place is deader than a Texas salad bar.

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Ah, this place is Daniel Disneyland.

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Um ..this isn't what it looks like

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[to Vala, after Daniel downloaded Merlin's consciousness into his mind] The hard part of this team is not risking your own life, it's watching your friends take chances with theirs. Congratulations, now you're really one of us.