Aris Boch quotes from Stargate SG-1

Aris Boch

You were thinking of the Goa'uld personal shields. The ones which allow slower-moving objects to pass through. That would hardly make a good trap, now, would it?

Col. O'Neill

Can't blame a girl for trying.

Aris Boch

Dr. Jackson, if you don't mind treating my wound.

Dr. Jackson

I'm an archaeologist.

Aris Boch

I know, but you're also a doctor.

Dr. Jackson

…of archeology.

Aris Boch

Captain? You must have some medical training.

Maj. Carter

Actually, I'm a… major now.

Aris Boch

Oh, well how very important. I'll inform the galaxy. Can you get over here now and help me, Major?

Aris Boch

And you, O'Neill, you're considered... well, you're a pain in the mikta.

Col. O'Neill

[looks over at Teal'c] Neck?

Teal'c

No.

Col. O'Neill

We're exactly one zat gun short of actually having a zat gun.

Aris Boch

Zat gun?

Col. O'Neill

Drop the n'kitel.

Aris Boch

I guess it does save a bit of effort.

Col. O'Neill

Who are you?

Aris Boch

Aris Boch. Perhaps you've heard of me.

Col. O'Neill

Umm.. not I... Teal'c?

Teal'c

I have not.

Aris Boch

Well that's disappointing. I'm one of the galaxy's greatest bounty hunters.

Col. O'Neill

Not ringing a bell, sorry.

Aris Boch

Well I know you. Captain Samantha Carter. Dr Daniel Jackson. The Jaffa traitor Teal'c. And Colonel Jack O'Neill.

Col. O'Neill

Well, fancy that. We're famous.

Aris Boch

Dr. Jackson is right. There is something you can do.

Col. O'Neill

Let's hear it.

Aris Boch

Well, you help me capture a Goa'uld, and I'll let you go.

Col. O'Neill

He's worth that much?

Aris Boch

Twice as much as all of you put together.

Col. O'Neill

Twice?

Dr. Jackson

Twice.

Aris Boch

What, you're gonna argue?

Aris Boch

Oh, uh Dr. Jackson, I was lying to you before. The price on your head is much more than a day's ration. Actually, the Goa'uld want to see you dead as much as anyone for figuring out the stargate.

Dr. Jackson

Thank you, that... doesn't make me feel better.