[after Marge kicks him out of his house] Oh. Fine. If that's what you want, you've got it. [walks away from his house] This scene is gettin' old, man. I'm hittin' the road. Maybe I'll drop you a line someday from wherever I wind up in this crazy old world. [walks into the streets]
S5Secrets of a Successful Marriage
Oh, good. Reverend Lovejoy will make Marge take me back. He has to push the sanctity of marriage, or his god will punish him!
[Immediate cut to Reverend and Mrs. Lovejoy talking with Marge in the living room.]
RLReverend Lovejoy
[flatly] Get a divorce.
Mmm-hmm.
But isn't that a sin?
RLReverend Lovejoy
Marge, just about everything is a sin. You ever sat down and read this thing? Technically, we're not allowed to go to the bathroom.
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