MMoe
Yeah, I always go with three, the number of brothers and sisters I, uh, Hunger Gamed in the womb.
S24The Saga of Carl
So, now you're going to get hit on by ever loser in town.
And this town has losers like Mexico has headless corpses.
S24Dangers on a Train
Hey, those Yelp reviews don't write themselves. Did you know a well-placed one-star could destroy a "Mom and Pop" hardware in nothing flat?
Just call me Borders Books 'cause I'll always be here.
BBen
Accidental motherhood is the best thing that can happen to a woman.
BBen
Whoa!, A is for apple, right?
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