The Simpsons · Season 16
What's this? [reads the note] "Goodbye Springfield...."
[in voiceover] "The Flanders family has pulled up stakes. You have laughed at us for the Last-Diddly-Ast time!"
Last-Diddly-Ast? [sobbing] He's gone! And it's all someone's fault! [sobs and eats cookies]
[finding out the organ is in Ned's backyard] Homer! Did you steal the organ from the church?
[Flashback]
Then one day, after a drunken brawl with my da...[flashback to Sean and his father fighting]
Yer just like yer mother; can't take a punch!
Then, as I was picking up my teeth, St. Peter appeared to me. He said, "Sean, ya wanker. Repent of your wicked ways or sod off!" Then he gobbed in my face and turned back into a lightpost.
[to Bart after getting expelled from Springfield Elementary School] Boy, I can't believe you got expelled. Well, don't expect to spend all week lying around on the couch like a bum, 'cause that's my thing!
We're about to play Bingo.
Bingo? Hey that's my favorite game. I just can't remember what you yell when you win.
Bingo.
Bingo? Hey that's my favorite game. I just can't remember what you yell when you win.
[sighs] Why don't you just yell, "Yea! I win!"?
[points] Bingo!
Face it, Bart, Catholics rule! We've got Boston, South America, the good part of Ireland, and we're making serious in-roads in Mozambique, baby!
We believe that God's last prophet, Bart Simpson, preached a message of tolerance and love.
We believe the holy Bartman preached a message of understanding and peace, before he was betrayed by his follower, Milhouse! And pulled apart by snow-mobiles, until he died.
EAT BART'S SHORTS!!!!
COWABUNGA!!!!
[War rages]
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Simpsons pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
