“We believe that God's last prophet, Bart Simpson...” – Bart Soldier, The Simpsons ... TV Quotes Database

BSBart Soldier

We believe that God's last prophet, Bart Simpson, preached a message of tolerance and love.

BSBartman Soldier

We believe the holy Bartman preached a message of understanding and peace, before he was betrayed by his follower, Milhouse! And pulled apart by snow-mobiles, until he died.

BSBart Soldiers

EAT BART'S SHORTS!!!!

BSBartman Soldiers

COWABUNGA!!!!

[War rages]

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