[pushes Butters outside the house, forcing him to go outside and play] Butters, play! Start playing right now, young man!
S8 E10Pre-School
[At the hospital… Stan and his friends are horrified of Butters being tortured by Trent Boyett when they come to visit him and his parents]
What happened to him, Doctor?
From the test results, it would appear your child was tortured by a bully. He received a massive snuggie; his underwear pulled up so high, it nearly killed him. He also received two Indian sunburns on his forearms, a charlie horse on the thigh, and a second-degree titty-twister. And from the damage to his head area, it appears he was also given a swirly-- a colossal one. It also looks like he received a noogie, and a Polish bike ride.
Boys, you have to let him rest. Some mean kid gave him a Texas Chili Bowl.
What's that?
It involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone, and the anus.
[After Ms. Claridge gets injured]
OOfficer
Ms. Claridge, did Trent Boyett do this to you? [Ms. Claridge beeps twice, which is supposed to mean no; misunderstanding] Yes, yes. Take him away!
TTrent
No, you gotta listen to me!
S8 E12Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
CChauffeur
Oh, dear.
Another dog killed itself!
[opening her new store] Have fun, girls, and remember to party and be super-lame to everybody.
[walks up to a group of girls and flips each one off in turn] Fuck you, Millie! Fuck you, Annie! Fuck you, Bebe! Fuck you, whatever-your-name-is! A-a-a-and Fuck you, bitch!
[after Mr. Slave shoves Paris Hilton up his anus] Now that's a whore!
MIMan in Crowd
Whore-off!
Oh, no, she didn't!
So-so that's it? No $200,000,000? [down to Butters; annoyed] Well, Butters, I hope you're happy.
[turns left and walks away in disgrace] I'm a bad bear. I'm a very bad old bear.
You're grounded, old bear.
S8 E14Woodland Critter Christmas
The little critters cheered and Beavery said with a smile
How would you like to sing and dance with us for a while?
The boy in the red poof ball hat smiled and said...
(does not smile) Uh, no thanks, I'm gonna go home.
[Stan is forced to go on a quest to kill the mountain lion]
High up in the forest on a dark, craggy peak/The horrid mountain lion and preyed on the weak./For the critters to be saved, someone had to stop that nasty old cat.
[irritated] Goddammit, this is fucking ridiculous!
Said the little boy in the red poof ball hat.
Stanny, you're alive.
But, does that mean you killed the mountain lion?
It's dead.
DDeery
For real and for true?
Are you sure?
I'm sure. It won't be hurting you anymore.
He did it! Now our critter Christmas can finally happen! (raises arm in a salute) Hail Satan!
CCritters
(raise arms) Hail Satan!
(confused) Wait, wha-what?
You've done us a huge favor, Stanny! Without the mountain lion around, the Lady Porcupiney can give birth to the Antichrist!
CCritters
Yaaay!
Wai-wait, the Antichrist?! You said she was giving birth to your savior!
Yeah, to the Son of our Lord, Satan, Prince of Darkness.
(stunned) But I thought you meant the Son of God!
DDeery
Well, think about it: You really think God would have sex with a porcupine?
CYChickadee-y
No way! Only Satan, Prince of Darkness and King of all Evil would do that! Yay!
FFoxy
This is cause for celebration! Let's sacrifice Rabbity and eat his flesh!
Yay! Sacrifice me to the Devil!
SSSquirrely the Squirrel
Blood orgy! Blood orgy!
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