What if you don't have any rhythm?
Well, like my friend Kyle. He's Jewish, so he doesn't have any rhythm.
[thunders angrily] KYLE BROFLOVSKI, YOU WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE! ERIC CARTMAN, YOU BE NICE TO PEOPLE! STAN MARSH, YOU MIND YOUR MANNERS! KENNY MCCORMICK, YOU PAY ATTENTION! [deep sigh; to Miss Stevens] Go ahead.
Well, uh.. that's all, really. So if anyone is interested in seeing the rainforest and joining our choir, I'll leave information packets up front.
Oh, that's good. We need some more toilet paper. [Stan and Kyle laugh]
[inside Mr. Mackey's office]
I am tired of seeing you in my office, young man! You get sent here every day, Craig!
What do you have to say for yourself? [silent pause] Well, I tell you what, young man. Uh, you're going to be held back a grade if you don't luh— [Craig sticks his right middle finger up] Did you just flip me off?!
[lowering his middle finger] No.
Yes you did, you just flipped me the bird! Now see, this is exactly what I'm talking about! If you don't shape up, m'kay, and get your head straight— [Craig sticks up his right middle finger again] There! You just flipped me off again!
Yes, you did! And until you stop flipping people off, you can just go back to the waiting room! M'kay? Next! [as Craig leaves, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman enter] Well, well, well, if it isn't Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Eric.
Hey, don't flip me off, you son of a bitch!
Snake! [points to a snake, everyone gasps]
PPablo
Oh yes, this is what we call a coral snake. Notice the red markings. Quite an amazing creature.
[Stan screams and runs away]
PPablo
What's the matter, little boy?
He's a little wuss, what's it look like?
I'm just scared of snakes.
PPablo
Now, now, you must remember. This snake is more afraid of us than we are of it.
[snake chokes Pablo to death]
[snake starts to eat Pablo]
Yeah, that snake is pretty scared of us, alright.
[snake continues to eat Pablo]
Jesus Christ! Is he dead?
[snake excretes remains of Pablo]
Oh, no! God, no! Now, don't panic, children...
[hitting coral snake with a stick] Bad! That's a bad snake! [runs away as the snake starts chasing him]
[to Kenny] Lenny, can I tell you something?
Yes, I think we communicate really well.
Yes, I live on the opposite side of the country, and when this choir tour ends, we'll never see each other again, and I'm only going to get my heart broken! I just can't get feelings for you! I just can't, Lenny!
Mister! You got to help me, I'm starving to death!
WWorker
What are you doing out here, little boy?
I was with my class, and we got all lost in the rain forest and I need some food; I'm fading fast...!
WWorker
Lost in the rain forest? Oh my Lord! Where are all the others?
Food! I have to have food! [collapses]
WWorker
Oh my God! Get this child some food quick!
[lifts his head up] Chicken wings.
[lifts his head again] Medium spicy.
[crying] Oh, stop! I want to go home! I hate the rainforest!
[stops and hugs her] Come on, it'll be all right.
Oh, Lenny, hold me. Oh no, I can't get attached to you. Oh, but I do like you. But I'm only going to get my heart broken.
[angrily frustrated] Aw, FUCK YOU!
Okay, Lenny, in order to keep up our long-distance relationship, we have to call each other every other day.
Okay. [lightning bolt strikes him]
Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
They're, they're bastards.
Well, don't just stand there, help him.
Argh! [pounds on Kenny's stomach] Breathe! [gives him CPR] Breathe! [pounds on his stomach some more] Breathe, you son of a bitch! [Kenny coughs]
(whacking a squirrel monkey with a stick) Bad monkey! Bad!
Eric, what the heck are you doing?!
I'm asserting myself through tough love, just like my Mr. Kitty. When he's bad, I say "that's a bad Mr. Kitty", and I smack him on the head.
Cartman (whacking a three toed sloth with a stick) Bad! That's a bad three toed sloth!
Eric, for God's sake, knock it off!
(throws the stick at the sloth) Respect my authoritah!
This is bullcrap! I am not following this stupid hippie around anymore.
SMs. Stevens
Eric, where are you going?
SMs. Stevens
Young man, I am the adult here, and I say you go this way!
Look, you can stay over nyah [gestures towards her], but I'm going over nyah. [gestures away from her]
SMs. Stevens
Young man, I have had it!!
Nononono! You nyah, me nyah! [gestures forward and backward] Screw you guys, I'm going home. [walks away]
I just want a nurection so I can give it to my mom.
Oh, where are you gonna go, Kenny? You going to see your little girlfriend again?
Kenny [muffled]: Yeah, dude. She saved me.
Dude, you spend way too much time with that girl if you know...--
[Kenny's body spontaneously ignites and quickly turns to ashes, surprising Cartman, Stan, and Kyle]
