[when the boys are all in preschool]
Dude, let's play firemen!
Totally dude, let's play fireman!
Jews can't be firemen!
Shut up, fatass!
Don't call me fat you stupid Jew!
“Pre-School” · Season 8, Episode 10
In this episode: Stan Marsh (3), Eric Cartman (2), Kyle Broflovski (2), Stephen Stotch (2), Dr. Doctor (2)
He's gonna kill us. We gotta tell our parents!
We can't go tell our parents, dude! We lied to everybody! Nobody knows we're responsible for Ms. Claridge's accident!
Shh! Here comes Ms. Claridge now.
[Ms. Claridge appears in a trauma chair with a yellow light in the middle]
BBoys
Hello, Ms. Claridge.
[Ms. Claridge stops in front of the boys and turns to them]
Are you having a nice day, Ms. Claridge?
[The yellow light on Ms. Claridge's trauma chair beeps once, meaning yes]
[pushes Butters outside the house, forcing him to go outside and play] Butters, play! Start playing right now, young man!
[At the hospital… Stan and his friends are horrified of Butters being tortured by Trent Boyett when they come to visit him and his parents]
What happened to him, Doctor?
From the test results, it would appear your child was tortured by a bully. He received a massive snuggie; his underwear pulled up so high, it nearly killed him. He also received two Indian sunburns on his forearms, a charlie horse on the thigh, and a second-degree titty-twister. And from the damage to his head area, it appears he was also given a swirly-- a colossal one. It also looks like he received a noogie, and a Polish bike ride.
Boys, you have to let him rest. Some mean kid gave him a Texas Chili Bowl.
What's that?
It involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone, and the anus.
[After Ms. Claridge gets injured]
OOfficer
Ms. Claridge, did Trent Boyett do this to you? [Ms. Claridge beeps twice, which is supposed to mean no; misunderstanding] Yes, yes. Take him away!
TTrent
No, you gotta listen to me!
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