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S8 E14

South Park · Season 8, Episode 14

Squirrely, Beary and others in “Woodland Critter Christmas”

Stanny, you're alive.

But, does that mean you killed the mountain lion?

It's dead.

DDeery

For real and for true?

Are you sure?

I'm sure. It won't be hurting you anymore.

He did it! Now our critter Christmas can finally happen! (raises arm in a salute) Hail Satan!

CCritters

(raise arms) Hail Satan!

(confused) Wait, wha-what?

You've done us a huge favor, Stanny! Without the mountain lion around, the Lady Porcupiney can give birth to the Antichrist!

CCritters

Yaaay!

Wai-wait, the Antichrist?! You said she was giving birth to your savior!

Yeah, to the Son of our Lord, Satan, Prince of Darkness.

(stunned) But I thought you meant the Son of God!

DDeery

Well, think about it: You really think God would have sex with a porcupine?

CYChickadee-y

No way! Only Satan, Prince of Darkness and King of all Evil would do that! Yay!

This is cause for celebration! Let's sacrifice Rabbity and eat his flesh!

Yay! Sacrifice me to the Devil!

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