SCSinging critters
What special time! What special day! It's Woodland Critter Christmas!
SSSquirrely the Squirrel
Hail Satan!
S8 E14Woodland Critter Christmas
I am sorry that I killed your mom but the squirrel told me that she was evil.
MLMountain Lion Cub
You got tricked by a squirrel? Gee, you are not too smart, are you mister?
Look, there's Santa Claus!
[the Critters cheer in joy]
RRacoony
Let's eat his flesh!
[certainly not his usual jolly self] Alright, what the HELL IS GOING ON?! Why is there a red star glowing in the sky?!
BBBeary the Bear
[last words before he gets shot down] Gee whiz, Santa, you're not going to kill me, are ya--
[Santa shoots him]
Stan! What the hell is going on?!
It's Critter Christmas, dude! It sucks ass!
And they all lived happily ever after, except for Kyle, who died of AIDS two weeks later.
[voice over] Goddamn it, Cartman!
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