Stan Marsh quotes from South Park

Stan

Someday, Shelly, I'm gonna be bigger than you, and you're gonna wish you'd never done any of this to me.

Stan

[blankly, as though Kenny hadn't appeared out of thin air] Oh, hey, Kenny.

Stan

Okay, we have to do this stupid report, so...

Stan

That's the fifth store we've been kicked out of. Why is it so hard to get an erection?

Stan

Oh, no, there's nothing worse than Cartman with authoritah!

Stan

You know something, guys? I think we all took Cartman's ass for granted.

Stan

America may have some problems, but it's our home, our team. And if you don't wanna root for your team, then you should get the hell out of the stadium.

Stan

[after their parents send them to live outside of South Park] Dude, sometimes I think our parents are really stupid.

Stan

[muttering] Jesus Christ. They've done some stupid crap before, but Jesus Christ!

Stan

Thanks a lot, Cartman! Because of you, there isn't going be a Christmas, and there is nobody left to help us!

Stan

Dude, I have no idea what we're seeing right now, but I have a feeling it's really, really wrong.

Stan

I think old people should have rights, grandpa. I just don't want to die.

Stan

C'mon, Kenny, we're going to Malibu. We'll take the bus. Look. This isn't about the eighteen dollar ticket money anymore. This is about holding bad filmmakers responsible. It is just like when we got our money back for Baseketball.

Stan

No, cancer is a disease. My dad needs to drink less.

Stan

Wait for it...wait for it.. Now! [reveals Godzilla]