[At the hospital… Stan and his friends are horrified of Butters being tortured by Trent Boyett when they come to visit him and his parents]
What happened to him, Doctor?
From the test results, it would appear your child was tortured by a bully. He received a massive snuggie; his underwear pulled up so high, it nearly killed him. He also received two Indian sunburns on his forearms, a charlie horse on the thigh, and a second-degree titty-twister. And from the damage to his head area, it appears he was also given a swirly-- a colossal one. It also looks like he received a noogie, and a Polish bike ride.
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