It's the time-out stool. You can't get down until the time is up.
[looks at her, then hops off the stool] Whoa, how did I do that?
S10 E7Tsst
You're sterile, is that it? No, that's too convenient of an excuse. The truth is, nobody ever wanted to have babies with you. Isn't that it? Always the mom's maid and never the mom? Must be hard on you, knowing that the years are ticking away, your friends all getting married, and all the while your uterus is slowly shriveling away, drying up, becoming totally worthless.
[horrified] Why, you...you LITTLE BASTARD! How dare you?!
[calmly] Eric, naughty.
[picking Cartman up by the collar] What kind of monster would--
Yes, let the anger come! Strike me down while you can! But it won't make your dried-up ovaries any more fertile!
That's it! I'm not doing this!
Oh, but we really need some help.
Find yourself another nanny... television show!
DDoctor
I'm afraid Supernanny is in a deep state of mental psychosis.
What do you mean?
DDoctor
I mean, she spends most of her time sobbing and eating her own excrement.
[They look into room 23A, where Super nanny Jo is fishing poop out of her toilet and eating it]
JJo
From hell! It's from heeell!
SUCK MY FUCKING ASSHOLE TACO VENDOR!!!!
What the hell is this?! Skinless chicken, boiled vegetables and salad? This is just like Auschwitz!
Yes! I've lost almost ten pounds now. You see what I mean? I totally know how it felt to be a Jew in the Holocaust now!
Stop trying to Bogart my Xbox, you fat bitch!
And then we'll go to Target, and...I'll buy you a Mega Ranger?
Could I have...two Mega Rangers?
You can have anything you want, dear.
[camera focuses on Cartman and Damien music plays]
S10 E8Make Love, Not Warcraft
[as a dwarf warrior] Aw, dude! I just took the biggest crap! Hey, where are you guys?
[as a female human mage] We're over here, by the cart!
[approaches] Okay, I'm back.
[as a human warrior] Dude! We've been waiting forever!
Well, I'm sorry, I had to take a shit!
If you didn't eat so much, you wouldn't have diarrhea all the time, fatass!
Hey, I don't need to take any lip from a fuckin' girl!
[as a human hunter; muffled] I think Kyle has sweet titties! [laughs]
Heh heh, totally!
Stan! Stan!
Hang on, guys. My dad wants something.
Stan!
WHAT?!
You've been on your computer all weekend! Shouldn't you go out and socialize with your friends?
I AM socializing, retard! I'm logged onto an MMORPG with people from all over the world and getting XP with my party using team speak!
[long pause] I'm not a retard...
Wow, look at all these people playing right now!
Yeah, it's bullcrap. I bet half of these people are Koreans!
JJim
I've got to get home! My kids are playing World of Warcraft right now!
Jim, your kid's characters are already dead.
JJim
No! They only just started playing!
Whoever this person is, he's played World of Warcraft nearly every hour of every day for the past two years. Gentlemen, we are dealing with someone here who has absolutely no life.
BEBlizzard Executive
How do you kill that which has no life?
Randy, working on that sediment analysis?
Not now, Nelson. I just joined a big party of Night Elves and we're on a mission to explore the Tower of Azora together.
Is that a computer game?
No, retard, it's an MMORPG. These are real people I'm playing with. See, I'm a hunter, level two. I can chat with all these other people, and check it out, I can even wave to this guy here. [waves to another player, who waves back] In the outside world, I'm a simple geologist, but in here...I am Valkor, defender of the Alliance. I have braved the Fargo-deep mines and defeated the Blood Fish at Jarod's La--
[The Rogue walks up behind Valkor and stabs him unexpectedly]
Looks like that guy just killed you. [walks away]
What? Why? WHY?!
If you had a chance right now to go back in time and stop Hitler, would you do it? I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he was awesome, but YOU would, right?
I'm just going to stop playing.
When Hitler rose to power, there were a lot of people who just stopped playing. You know who those people were? The French. Are you French, Clyde?
No.
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, Clyde?
Okay, alright, I'll do it!
These quotes come from Wikiquote's South Park pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.