Stella quotes from South Park

I'm serious. Let's put down the video game and go to the kitchen.

Cartman

[in British accent] No thanks, I'd rather naught.

It's the time-out stool. You can't get down until the time is up.

Cartman

[looks at her, then hops off the stool] Whoa, how did I do that?

Cartman

You're sterile, is that it? No, that's too convenient of an excuse. The truth is, nobody ever wanted to have babies with you. Isn't that it? Always the mom's maid and never the mom? Must be hard on you, knowing that the years are ticking away, your friends all getting married, and all the while your uterus is slowly shriveling away, drying up, becoming totally worthless.

[horrified] Why, you...you LITTLE BASTARD! How dare you?!

[calmly] Eric, naughty.

[picking Cartman up by the collar] What kind of monster would--

Cartman

Yes, let the anger come! Strike me down while you can! But it won't make your dried-up ovaries any more fertile!

That's it! I'm not doing this!

Oh, but we really need some help.

Find yourself another nanny... television show!