Randy, working on that sediment analysis?
Not now, Nelson. I just joined a big party of Night Elves and we're on a mission to explore the Tower of Azora together.
Is that a computer game?
No, retard, it's an MMORPG. These are real people I'm playing with. See, I'm a hunter, level two. I can chat with all these other people, and check it out, I can even wave to this guy here. [waves to another player, who waves back] In the outside world, I'm a simple geologist, but in here...I am Valkor, defender of the Alliance. I have braved the Fargo-deep mines and defeated the Blood Fish at Jarod's La--
[The Rogue walks up behind Valkor and stabs him unexpectedly]
Looks like that guy just killed you. [walks away]
What? Why? WHY?!
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