Rob Pardo quotes from South Park

I've got to get home! My kids are playing World of Warcraft right now!

Jim, your kid's characters are already dead.

No! They only just started playing!

Whoever this person is, he's played World of Warcraft nearly every hour of every day for the past two years. Gentlemen, we are dealing with someone here who has absolutely no life.

How do you kill that which has no life?

Gentlemen, this could very well be the end of the World...of Warcraft.

No... NOOOOO!

I don't have a World of Warcraft account, do you?

No, I have a life!