Stan! Stan!
Hang on, guys. My dad wants something.
Stan!
WHAT?!
You've been on your computer all weekend! Shouldn't you go out and socialize with your friends?
I AM socializing, retard! I'm logged onto an MMORPG with people from all over the world and getting XP with my party using team speak!
[long pause] I'm not a retard...
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