South Park · Season 9
You better shut your mouth before I shut it for you!
What do you wanna do?
Now for the finishing move! You're about to be "Batdad-ed"!
Stop! Stop or you're going to get your teams disqualified!
Disqualified? Fight! Keep fighting!
Break it up! Break it up!
Hey, Batdad, I didn't hear no bell.
Batdad knows no fear! Batdad knows no pain!
For what? Arresting me for what? I'm not allowed to stand up for myself? I thought this was America! Huh? Isn't this America? I'm sorry, I thought this was America.
Denver sucks ass.
Son of a biscuit!
Vamanos Pueblo! Vive El Pueblo! (Let's go Pueblo! Long live Pueblo!)
[takes out Spanish-English Dictionary] Pueblo no bueno...Pueblo es muy Mal. (Pueblo is not good. Pueblo is very bad.)
Yeah we want to win? Then we will have to play this boring game all summer!
We want to play video games!
We're going down! We're going to get creamed!
You know what these guys look like? A bunch of winners!
Yeah! We're about to get our asses kicked!
Not a chance cause we're going to lose to you right now!
I'm like the kid in that movie: I'm seeing dead people!
Well you know, Preacher says before your soul can be at peace, sometimes you have to atone for something bad you did.
Atone?
Did you ever do something really bad?
[Thinking] Not really.
Let's see, oh and I broke Mr. Anderson's fence and never told him about it, I took a crap in the Principal's purse - seven times, then there was the time I convinced a woman to have an abortion so I could build my own Shakey's Pizza, I pretended to be retarded and joined the Special Olympics, I tried to have all the Jews exterminated last spring... oh yeah there was this one kid whose parents I killed and them made into chili which I fed to the kid.
Boy, oh, boy, Eric you've got a lot to atone for.
Really?
Really. I mean honestly, I don't know how you're going to make up for all of this.
I know how... [He begins making gift baskets].
Hey, fellas, where's Cartman?
Cartman isn't our friend anymore.
We're ignoring him.
Ignoring him, how come?
Because he's a fat, racist, self-centered, intolerant, manipulating sociopath.
Oh yeah.
Hey I hate Cartman too; can I ignore him with you?
Yeah / me too / yeah /screw him!
I never realized ignoring him was an option.
Don't be sad, Butters: what awaits each person in heaven in eternal bliss, divine rest... and ten thousand dollars in cash.
Cartman [walking backwards slowly and gesturing as if fading out]: Good-bye Butters, I'm going to a better place. Perhaps I'll see you again some time. Good-bye...
Cartman My soul is finally at peace. It's time for me to leave. Good-bye Butters, thank you for all your help. Good-bye.
Goodbye, Butters, I must be going now. I'll be looking down on you from time to time. Have a long, fulfilling life Butters! Good-byeeeeeeeee...
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