I'm like the kid in that movie: I'm seeing dead people!
“The Death of Eric Cartman” · Season 9, Episode 6
In this episode: Eric Cartman (4), Butters Stotch (3), Stan Marsh (1), Kyle Broflovski (1), Jimmy (1), Craig (1), Clyde (1), Token (1)
Well you know, Preacher says before your soul can be at peace, sometimes you have to atone for something bad you did.
Atone?
Did you ever do something really bad?
[Thinking] Not really.
Let's see, oh and I broke Mr. Anderson's fence and never told him about it, I took a crap in the Principal's purse - seven times, then there was the time I convinced a woman to have an abortion so I could build my own Shakey's Pizza, I pretended to be retarded and joined the Special Olympics, I tried to have all the Jews exterminated last spring... oh yeah there was this one kid whose parents I killed and them made into chili which I fed to the kid.
Boy, oh, boy, Eric you've got a lot to atone for.
Really?
Really. I mean honestly, I don't know how you're going to make up for all of this.
I know how... [He begins making gift baskets].
Hey, fellas, where's Cartman?
Cartman isn't our friend anymore.
We're ignoring him.
Ignoring him, how come?
Because he's a fat, racist, self-centered, intolerant, manipulating sociopath.
Oh yeah.
Hey I hate Cartman too; can I ignore him with you?
BOBradley and other boys off screen
Yeah / me too / yeah /screw him!
I never realized ignoring him was an option.
Don't be sad, Butters: what awaits each person in heaven in eternal bliss, divine rest... and ten thousand dollars in cash.
Cartman [walking backwards slowly and gesturing as if fading out]: Good-bye Butters, I'm going to a better place. Perhaps I'll see you again some time. Good-bye...
Cartman My soul is finally at peace. It's time for me to leave. Good-bye Butters, thank you for all your help. Good-bye.
Goodbye, Butters, I must be going now. I'll be looking down on you from time to time. Have a long, fulfilling life Butters! Good-byeeeeeeeee...
You son of a bitch, Butters.
Huh?
YOU TOLD ME I WAS A GHOST!!!!
But then I thought you were one!
HOW STUPID ARE YOU?! So help me God, Butters, I'm gonna get you back for this! I am going to GET! YOU! BACK!
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