Well you know, Preacher says before your soul can be at peace, sometimes you have to atone for something bad you did.
Atone?
Did you ever do something really bad?
[Thinking] Not really.
Let's see, oh and I broke Mr. Anderson's fence and never told him about it, I took a crap in the Principal's purse - seven times, then there was the time I convinced a woman to have an abortion so I could build my own Shakey's Pizza, I pretended to be retarded and joined the Special Olympics, I tried to have all the Jews exterminated last spring... oh yeah there was this one kid whose parents I killed and them made into chili which I fed to the kid.
Boy, oh, boy, Eric you've got a lot to atone for.
Really?
Really. I mean honestly, I don't know how you're going to make up for all of this.
I know how... [He begins making gift baskets].
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