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S9 E6

South Park · Season 9, Episode 6

Butters and Cartman in “The Death of Eric Cartman”

Well you know, Preacher says before your soul can be at peace, sometimes you have to atone for something bad you did.

Atone?

Did you ever do something really bad?

[Thinking] Not really.

Let's see, oh and I broke Mr. Anderson's fence and never told him about it, I took a crap in the Principal's purse - seven times, then there was the time I convinced a woman to have an abortion so I could build my own Shakey's Pizza, I pretended to be retarded and joined the Special Olympics, I tried to have all the Jews exterminated last spring... oh yeah there was this one kid whose parents I killed and them made into chili which I fed to the kid.

Boy, oh, boy, Eric you've got a lot to atone for.

Really?

Really. I mean honestly, I don't know how you're going to make up for all of this.

I know how... [He begins making gift baskets].

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